i have worn glasses since i was in the second grade. it's possible i needed them before that point - are your early childhood memories as blurry as mine? in any case, we were living in Scotland at the time and had national health insurance. there was one kind of plastic frames for children, but you could choose a color. i chose pale pink. my brother chose brown. it was a family thing, this blurriness.
i have occasionally wondered what would've become of me had i lived in an earlier time period. i really can't see clearly more than eighteen inches in front of me. it's not that i can't
see things...i know things are there - it's just like airbrushing-gone-wild.
my pink pair (which, actually, were similar in style to the new ones i got this week because everything that goes around comes around) saw me through the 1970's. then, as you can guess, it was the magical 80's, and i got big blue plastic frames that resembled the style Dustin Hoffman wore in
Tootsie. at last, though, high school graduation saw the birth of my metal frame decades.
i had these Beatles glasses for all of the 1990's but mainly wore contacts ~
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| they resemble the current front-load washer/dryers, don't they? |
in the 00's, i entered what i fondly call my
granny glasses stage....
(editorial note: the use of this link is entirely tongue-in-cheek.)
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| complete with clip-on shades! |
getting a wee bit back into the color game with purple stems...
which i'd worn since the eighth grade.
and, my most recent pair, which i finally needed to replace due to ill-advised (in that i didn't take my own advice) use of a friend's lens-cleaning solution. it partially removed the anti-glare coating, giving me a spotty view of the world. in addition to the increasing need to slide my glasses to the tip of my nose in order to see my cellphone display or the display on my camera (adding weight to the description of this as my
granny stage). or i suppose i could call it my
descent into presbyopia.
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| a quarter century of eyeware |
i don't know why i got it in my head that i wanted blue glasses again. i guess i got to thinking that this is something that is on my face every single moment of every single day (just about), so why should i try to make them invisible? i should
embrace my life-long affair with glasses and be
bold...
ish.
if you are akin to me in the vision department, we really need to get together and figure out how to solve the dilemma of picking out new frames....without corrective lenses in them....so that you have NO IDEA what you really look like except for when you are practically nose-to-nose with yourself in the mirror. & taking a selfie is just insufficient. weird angles, odd expressions, too close. they need to install photo stations with a variety of lighting options that you can, then, view when you have on your corrective lenses...but
why oh why do they not have this available in the optical shop? i mean, you are there buying glasses
because you cannot see.
so in my blindness i picked out these frames.
they were the first ones i grabbed,
although i tried on many.
i came back to these,
to which i had a gut reaction.
which is an odd thing to waste
a gut reaction on.
my left eye -
which, to you, seems my right eye.
i have a scar at the corner,
do you see?
i am told i fell
while jumping on the couch.
i can only imagine
there must have been a lot of blood.
but the sitter
just put a band-aid on it.
i was three.
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| me:"i look worried." photographer:"that's how you always look." (photo credit: Joseph) |
oh, did i mention they are progressive lenses (the politically correct term for 'bifocals')? i've had them for a few days and, overall, it's been okay. i kind of miss peering over the top of my glasses at you, though.