porcine pin-up

i would like to make a pigs-in-a-blanket statement:  i am NOT obsessed with Miss Piggy, nor do i particularly relate to her rather aggressive, pigatistical approach to life and towards her fellow muppets; however, i will confess to desperately wanting & acquiring, as a pre-teen, her eponymous Miss Piggy's Guide to Life.  SO, imagine my delight when, at an estate sale recently, i spied this sweet not-so-little paperdoll for a pittance of pennies!

she has made herself right at home ~

dancing on a chair in her silky drawers.

as a pig, you can never wear too many flowers

i am more a fan of The Muppets, in general.  Miss Piggy is just a larger-than-life character who has great branding.

but, really, she's not very nice, is she?  what with all that karate-chopping & frog-bullying.

anticipating a doubles-match with Kermie at her side

just after i caught her in the kitchen raiding the slop jar.

i think she would excel at roller derby, no?

i get such a warm, fuzzy feeling when i hear the theme song to The Muppet Show.  i just love it!  i even bought a DVD boxed set a few years ago, hoping to engender some interest in the show from my progeny.  i was the only one entertained.  The Swedish Chef!  Gonzo!  Beaker!  what's not to love and loudly guffaw at?

or snort, even?

just practicing.  you never know when you'll manage to trick a frog into marrying you.

i never did like Pigs in Space.  is that sacrilegious to say?  i just don't recall finding them funny.  at all.  and the blue eagle that read the news.  nope.  not my thing.

p.s.  i don't really care for Kermit the Frog, either.  he, kind of, gets on my nerves.  please don't tell the pig.

a Bo Derek moment in the bathroom.

 

moi! moi! moi!
au revoir!

merci beaucoup!

c'est la fin.